The Teenage Herald

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Procrastination is a hard habit to break. I was in the washroom just now, and I was done my business, but I started to think about Stephen Harper and how … Continue reading

April 15, 2015 · Leave a comment

We-ell


Apparently, I’ve got eye floaters. Taken from Wikipedia: Floaters are deposits of various size, shape, consistency, refractive index, and motility within the eye‘s vitreous humour.  Floaters are visible because of the shadows they cast on the retina[4] or refraction of … Continue reading

April 2, 2015 · 1 Comment

Boo


So, apparently Zayn has left One Direction. What a surprise. 😐 I’m not a fan, but it seems weird, you know? Soon, the others will leave, and later on we’ll … Continue reading

March 25, 2015 · 1 Comment

OK


OK YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMETIMES, ANIMALS ARE THE CUTEST THINGS EVER. SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA GATHER ALL OF THEM GIVE ‘EM GREAT BIG HUG BECAUSE THEY ARE FLUFFY AND WARM … Continue reading

March 20, 2015 · 6 Comments

qwertyuiop


Whenever I’m alone, I think yes. I am spectacular and wonderful and awesome and nasty words don’t affect me because I am a strong feminist…. …and then one person will make … Continue reading

March 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nostalgia


Does anyone remember that demented song about Barney when we were kids? It went like this: I hate you, you hate me                 … Continue reading

March 19, 2015 · 1 Comment

Hey, what if I wrote everything in the title instead of that huge gigantic space down below? Yay, this is fun. I wonder how long I can go. Probably a lot. 😊cutey little emoji. This is fuuuuuun. One day, there was a black chess piece that fell in love with a white chess piece. Actually, that’d make a great story……seriously. Right, I’m just going to stop now.


Yeeeeee  Idk, I just really like milk.

March 18, 2015 · 2 Comments

Higgly Piggly Puff


Have I talked about Tim Hortons yet? The thing about Tim Hortons, is that it’s EVERYWHERE. Every 5-10 minutes you’ll see a Timmies while on the road over here. Every … Continue reading

March 17, 2015 · 2 Comments

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It’s me, again. 💪💪💪 I recently went to Toronto to visit my relatives, and on the way back home, I saw an accident on the highway. This huge truck had … Continue reading

March 17, 2015 · 2 Comments

Updates!


Hello everyone! Nameless here! So, I’m officially back in biz for posting. As well as the blog! I’m hiring some people, I’d like a total of 6 or 7 Authors, … Continue reading

March 14, 2015 · 2 Comments