An online newspaper for all of your Teenager blah blah blah
I know it’s kinda corny to have a Newspaper blog, but I am doing because I see hundreds of thousands of teens everyday, struggling. So if you need any advice, take some from another fellow teenager. I go by Nameless, because no one knows my name. I went to the same school for 3 years, and my gym teacher, and my cranky music/art teacher were the same the whole time. They NEVER learned my name.
I will put up a Dear Nameless Column page soon. But until then, you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I don’t have a picture on that account, because no one would recognize me. Email me if your parents are being unfair, if you have mean girls around every corner, if you can’t tell that girl that you like her, or if you just need someone to talk to. I get bored really easily, so you guys emailing me would keep me from getting bored/lazy/fat. Well, I’m already lazy, so hurry before I get fat!!
If you don’t feel comfortable talking about yourself to a total stranger, then here is a little bit about me:
Name: Unknown Birthday: Late March, year, none of your business Age:14 Favorite color: Purple, even if it’s lame to have a favorite color at 14. Favorite TV show: 3 way tie: Person Of Interest, Monday Night RAW, Friday Night Smackdown Favorite Sport: Basketball Favorite Baseball team: Texas Rangers Favorite Texas Ranger: Chuck Norris. JK, Nelson Cruz. Favorite song: 3 way tie: Jerrod Neiman / Only God Could Love You More, Reba McEntire / Somebody’s Chelsea, Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss / Whiskey Lullaby. Status: Single, always have been. Never anything official or real. Occupation: None yet Hobby: Motorcross. Fave dog: Dalmatian. And that is really all about me.
So go ahead and ask away. Later, maybe.